“Wouldn’t it be great if his katra ceremony wasn’t covered by his HMO?” -Randon party dude at Trek Fest
Have just joined TrekFest 09 in time for the end of Wrath and the start of 3, where Spock really wants to bang Kirstie Alley.
Day 3 of family togetherness: blue balls jokes. Fart jokes got too real at the Macy’s shoe counter today with the lady in the velour pants.
It took me two cups of coffee, a cafe au lait and 2 Diet Cokes, but I survived Black Friday shopping and now it’s nap time.
Continuing the grand Carpentier tradition of shopping for my own birthday presents on Black Friday…
Black Friday start has been delayed by one sleepy and recalcitrant aunt who’s only around for the ride. This ought to be… fun.
Office Max has a holiday special: personal breathalyzer for $49.99. Good bar game, or best bar game ever? You decide.
According to the AP, in 2006 there were 42 men convicted in South Korea of promising marriage to their girlfriends in order to obtain sex.
